[Gospel truths from a homeless kid]

[I walk onto the patio to encounter a client sitting on the ground with a book in his lap, eating fruit snacks.]

me: Oh you're reading 'The Key to a Successful Life', that sounds promising.

client: what do you mean?

me: I mean, it sounds like if you want a successful life you have to read the book.

client: Naw... that's for douchebags.

me: Why's that?

client: Because people that are successful... people that have money... they're all mad and shit.

me: What do you mean?
client: People with lots of money have problems man... I'm poor and I'm happy everyday! More money means more things to worry about.

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This is Gospel... Scripture... Truth... from the mouth of a homeless kid. Just the way Jesus likes it.